I’m still dragging myself around after recovering from yesterday’s flu, so I thought I’d run by the little overpriced sundry shop downstairs (affectionately known as “That Little Overpriced Sundry Shop Downstairs”). The choices included:

• Tylenol Cold & Flu
• Tylenol Allergy & Sinus
• Tylenol Cold & Allergy & Sinus
• Tylenol Sinus & Cold
• Tylenol Sinus & Flu
• Tylenol Cold, Sinus & Flu
• Tylenol Cold, Allergy, Sinus & Flu
• Tylenol Cold, Sinus, Spam & Flu
• Tylenol Spam, Cold, Spam, Spam, Sinus, Flu and Spam
• Tylenol Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam.

And if that wasn’t enough choices, I can also get Advil instead of Tylenol, and everything comes in both Daytime and Nighttime versions.

I don’t even remember which one I picked. The number of choices gave me a headache, so I had to add that to the list of symptoms I had.