Dear Concerned Citizen

The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen: Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be … Continue reading Dear Concerned Citizen

Winter Salutations

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions … Continue reading Winter Salutations

Headlines in 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California). White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwest United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. … Continue reading Headlines in 2029

Outrageous! It's Guantanamo!

The NERVE of the police! People merely breaking the law are ARRESTED! Thrown in to jail, and this is the outrageous part - they are DETAINED against their will! What is this country coming to, a police state where lawbreakers get thrown in jail? Don't suggest that they protest peacefully, of course. That's looney.

He Thought It Was Funny When Michael Moore Did It

When you bring a trial lawyer on board as your vice presidential candidate, what's the best way to stifle free speech? THAT'S RIGHT!!! SUE THE HECK OUT OF THEM!!! FORT MYERS, Fla. (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry asked the Federal Election Commission on Friday to force Republican critics to withdraw ads challenging his … Continue reading He Thought It Was Funny When Michael Moore Did It

All Movied Out

I hope "movied" is a word. Saturday I went to see Spiderman 2. Excellent movie - my son tells me it dovetails nicely with the original Spiderman comic books. The movie did a good job at developing Toby McGuire's internal conflict. Special effects were very well done, but not overwhelming. This morning I woke up … Continue reading All Movied Out

Houston Chronicle, Worthless Rag

The local Houston Chronicle is a worthless left-wing news rag. There, I said it. They intentionally skip stories about C.L.O.U.T. homeowners protesting their way-out-of-sight property taxes, yet they happily publish this worthless article about Republican Governor Rick Perry: AUSTIN -- Prompted by recent controversies nipping at Gov. Rick Perry, several members of the Texas House … Continue reading Houston Chronicle, Worthless Rag

Free Speech Priorities

The Supreme Court says online pornography is protected speech, but political free speech before an election can be regulated. Perhaps if our Founding Fathers had written, "Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom to distribute pornography," the Supreme Court might have found a way to regulate it, too.

Another Stupid Lawsuit

Clara Harris catches her husband at a hotel with his girlfriend, runs him over in her Mercedes. Later she's found guilty and sentenced to jail. So who's partially liable? The hotel, of course, for having a parking lot. Thanks to Overlawyered.com for the tip.

It Was a Fun Party Until I Knew Who Was Paying For It

Thanks to a Wizbang lead, I can answer SondraK's recent question about why Air America was no longer on the air. SondraK? An Air America listener? Perhaps she takes Zantax afterwards. Air America went on the air with great fanfare, throwing lavish parties and promising to uproot Rush Limbaugh from the airwaves. The only problem … Continue reading It Was a Fun Party Until I Knew Who Was Paying For It