Presidential Hair

Kerry can’t get a break. He claims he’s best for the Presidency because he has better hair:

“This is the dream team,” Kerry said Wednesday at the Dayton rally, which came after a mid-day event in Cleveland that drew about 12,500. “We have better ideas, better vision, a better sense of the difficulties in the lives of average Americans.”

Kerry paused. “And we have better hair.”

But is this really true? Wahl Clipper Corporation’s 2004 Grooming Survey says otherwise; the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush’s hair (51%) over Kerry’s hair (30%). (The remaining was neither (10%), don’t know (9%.))

Vote for the President with better hair. Vote Bush.