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Groucho Watermellon Pastamancer Switzerland

This just in: Chasing the Wind is the #1 match on Google for “Groucho impersonation.”

There have been a lot of odd searches that led people here recently (more watermellon carving!) but they’ve all been dwarfed by the number of people trying to download Michael Moore’s trashing of America flick. But I don’t want to overlook these gems:

  • stupid dirty girl california education
  • public restroom in Switzerland
  • heeny Palm Beach
  • scrappleface
  • jehovahs witness convention schedule
  • ken lay evidence
  • there is no terrorist threat in this country this is a lie this is the biggest lie we’ve been told
  • paul schanzle
  • ninjas as cold as ice

And the #1 search is still “pastamancer.” I’m hoping by next week we’ll have people searching for “Whoopi and the cheese poems,” “pastamancer tort reform,” and “John Kerry: Fruit for Breakfast”.

6 responses to “Groucho Watermellon Pastamancer Switzerland”

  1. At least you get some interesting ones. Most of my search hook ups are pretty obvious and stupid “Hunny” and “Quizzies”. I get those every day!


  2. How come nobody told me I was spelling “watermelon” incorrectly and that’s why people are coming here? 😛


  3. You looked it up, didn’t you? You didn’t believe me!


  4. Well, yeah. I look everything up. 😛


  5. Watermellon is the correct spelling in many parts of the world … welcome to the British Empire!


  6. I’m British! That’s why I spell things like “theatre” that way! 😆


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Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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