Dale Earnhardt, Jr. & Kortney Cole

August 2, 2004

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. & Kortney Cole

Rumours regarding the breakup of Dale and Kortnie are beginning to swirl. Dale, who once lived in The Hundred Acre Wood under the name of Sanders, has checked into a substance abuse clinic to rid himself of his dependence on honey after investigators into his latest NASCAR crash revealed Dale failed a field sobriety test that showed he blood-pollen limit of 0.10, well over the legal limit. Investigators also want to question Dale about the disappearance of his twin brother, Chip.

Kortnie (who also goes by the nom de plume of Courtney and maybe even Cortnie or Kourtney) has denied allegations of infidelity. “Speed Racer and I are just friends,” Kortnie claims. “Do I look like Trixie to you?” She also refused to discuss her relationship with Chim Chim after pictures of her monkeying with him surfaced.

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33 responses to “Dale Earnhardt, Jr. & Kortney Cole”

Spritzy

August 3, 2004 at 1:57 pm

Everyone’s waiting
Finally, a pic of me and Dale Jr. and the kids. Ain’t we cute?

It’s from Christmas several years ago. Alas, I can’t remember the last time Dale has seen the kids 😦

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Michael

August 3, 2004 at 7:05 pm

You and the kids look great! Dale looks a little… um, disturbed….

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Caitlynn

October 6, 2004 at 6:23 pm

Hay, Kortney how could you brake up with “LITTIE E”

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Toni

February 3, 2005 at 1:46 pm

:evil:Dear Dale jr I am so happy that you broke up with Kortnie. she does not deservie to be with you any more. I am so happy because she was such a big [censored]!!

your biggest fan
Elizabeth Hill,

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Michael

February 3, 2005 at 2:22 pm

Toni? Elizabeth? Whatever your name is, you may be surprised to know that Kortnie is rumored to have married Chim Chim in a secret romantic jungle wedding.

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Stephen

February 3, 2005 at 10:28 pm

ChimChim!!!!
Give me some candy!

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Michael

February 4, 2005 at 8:48 am

LoL. I can actually hear the soundtrack to Speed Racer when you say that.

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Toni

February 10, 2005 at 9:04 am

:cry:Dear Dale jr I am So sorry about talking about Kortnie that way I just want you to know that I me (elizabeth) and my boyfriend Jaye are big fans of yours and we love teresa to 😆 I am going to Daytona for the Bud shoot out .And I live like 3 miles away from Texas Motor Speedway.

:wink:Love Elizabeth Hill And Jaye Jacobson.

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Toni

February 10, 2005 at 9:09 am

😛 I hope you win the Bud shoot out Dale JR and ME (elizabeth hill) hope to see kortnie there.

:cool:I am the biggest fan you could have my room is black and red and I have your bed stuff on my bed and I have alot of picturs of you and your dad and also just to let you know I am Fifteen And I have a Tattoo with a Three and A Eight With Wings:neutral: Love Elizabeth Hill

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dalejrgal

February 20, 2005 at 9:46 pm

seems to me dale jr was on 60 min saying he was single and lookin for right woman think he needs rich woman who wont use him for money who doesnt care how much money he got i dont care about his money i think i fit the bill

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aimee

April 18, 2005 at 7:31 am

hey waz up not 2 much hare. i like you and you are a good racer. 😐 😈 ➡ 😯 🙂 😕 😎 👿 😀 💡 😳 😛 🙄 😉 😥 😮 😆 😦 ❗ ❓

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Michael

April 19, 2005 at 6:53 am

“hey waz up not 2 much hare” would be a good name for a Rogaine shampoo.

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Jennifer Drummond

May 3, 2005 at 10:10 pm

was that dale jr wrote back in 2004!

jenny

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chingypoo

May 11, 2005 at 8:29 pm

whos Chim Chim im lost wouldnt surpise me if that hoochy did marry some dork hahah oh thats funny good times 🙂

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april

May 18, 2005 at 8:06 am

dear dale e jr .
i like you i have youre pic ni my huose to.
i have a big pic up no the wall to .
and a bog pic bos you no ti to.
soo i do like you to .

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britany

July 6, 2005 at 2:01 am

not to be mean but,how do any of you know he has time to read what yall write?(first time writing here)but i have read every news article and seen every tv appearance and race hes ever done,called into every show hes been on for questions,and courtney,kortnie,kourtney,or however you spell it,is loooooong gone and he is single.he said,he likes having a girlfriend but doesnt want to give up racing because a girl needs him home.and thats straight from his mouth.and he never said he wants someone rich,he just said he wants someone who would stay with him because they love him,not because of his fame.just to straighten things out a bit.hope this information helps some.love peace and chicken grease,brit.

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dj

July 6, 2005 at 2:04 am

thanks bunches brit,that does clear alot up.i saw that show to that he said that about dating and stuff and i agree,he never said he wanted someone rich.i wouldnt want a rich (bad word ; ) ) either lol.later,dj

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Michael

July 6, 2005 at 8:35 am

Wise website operators know that Britany and dj are the same person. First write a post from Britany, then applaud that post as dj. Of course, now everybody else knows that, too.

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john

July 7, 2005 at 8:57 pm

Did anyone notice that Dale was missing a pit crew member? He was not missed until everyone had finished eating some rather tough kabobs over at Dales place. Oh, and I agree with what DJ just said up above, but without the bad word….

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Jim

July 11, 2005 at 1:15 pm

We found your blog and wanted to see our latest creation, the
1923 Dale Jr T-Bucket Car, ready to drive home!

See it here: http://wealthsmith.com/dale_earnhardt_jr.htm

Thanks!

Jim

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Kari

December 8, 2005 at 10:52 pm

Hey Dale Jr!! I don’t even know if you would ever take the time to read this… I donno… I havent ever posted here before but if you do get the chance I just wanted to say…
I’m you’re biggest fan… I’m there for you no matter how much people bad talk me about the problems you had in 2005… i stick beside you and love ya no matter what… you’re an excellent driver and could take any race you wanted… jus a streak of bad luck… we all have those. I’m just a simple girl that doesn’t give a shit about how much cash you make… not to mention I’ve been a long time nascar fan so bein on the road’s cool 🙂 I love ya!! xoxo
hey if ya wanna talk to me sometime drop me an email if ya read this
dalejr_girl_87@yahoo.com
Love,
Kari
ps. I’m not some teenybopper obsessed girl… just an honest fan… number one 🙂 long time fan of your daddy too 😉 no one drives those cars… quite like the Earnhardts 😉

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cdb

April 7, 2006 at 9:45 pm

michael did not understand why you got so ill and put a lock are something on the other site .now i know it was not a dale jr. site.glad to here that you have god back in your life. when you have nothing you think in your life you know for sure you have god. like i said before sorry………..

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Michael

April 8, 2006 at 8:56 am

I appreciate that, cdb. I close these Nascar threads because I get overwhelmed with Dale Earnhardt visitors, which would be fun if I knew anything about Nascar. But I don’t. Take a look at the home page and see what I’m talking about today.

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June 19, 2007 at 3:47 pm

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Stephen

June 19, 2007 at 11:24 pm

I followed the link in a big circle and ended up right back here. I was as fun as “Use the Vaq, Al!!”

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cdb

June 20, 2007 at 11:07 pm

here we go here we go again…

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Michael

June 21, 2007 at 8:57 am

It’s like leaving a can of soda open and watching the bees crawl in.

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marilyn

December 1, 2007 at 12:56 am

all u bunch hiks gossip/ laugh

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stephanie vanvickle

March 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm

hey are you cheating on me .

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Michael

March 2, 2009 at 6:45 pm

I’m not even cheating near you.

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Laura Easter

May 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Hi dale, I hope you can find someone that will make you happy. I am your best fan, Hope to meet you soon. Love ya!!!

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