On the second floor of my office, I found a Dasani vending machine. It dispenses bottled water. On the front is a big sign that says, “OPEN BOTTLE CAREFULLY.”
That’s important safety information for consumers. Are you aware of how dangerous that liquid is? If one part oxygen, a highly flammable gas, isn’t enough, it has twice the amount of hydrogen. Think Hindenburg disaster.
Can’t be too careful.
Chasing the Wind 
ROTFLMAO!
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You visited a vending machine without supervision??? That’s a one week grounding offense for sure.
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I’ll check with Electrical, but I’m pretty sure I’m grounded already.
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with all of these “caution” instructions pretty soon they will literally be everywhere – – today water tomorrow where?
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“Caution – air contains oxygen. Breathe with caution.”
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Really, it should read “Caution- air contains nitrogen.”
Har har har. Chemical engineering humor.
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You could die! Nitrogen is toxic!
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