Sock Thieves

I have way too many socks. I buy socks because socks disappear and they must be replaced. I have 3 drawers full of socks – dress socks, white socks, short exercise socks, boot socks…

Wait a sec. I’m packing my bag for the gym, and I want those short white socks. I must own a dozen of them – I thought I had a 1/2 dozen and couldn’t find them, so I bought another 1/2 dozen.

I searched all 3 drawers. One pair of socks at a time. I don’t have any short white socks.

Aaaaiiiiiiieeee!!! Where do my socks go? Do I have to buy MORE socks? Do I need to make a 4th drawer for socks?