I had a followup checkup for my Lasik surgery. The doctor showed me several lines that were too easy to read, then:
Doc: How about that line?
Doc: And this one?
Doc: Too hard, huh?
Me: Well, it looks like V-N-O-T to me.
Doc: Wow. That’s because that’s what it is. That’s the 20/10 line, too. And here’s a stack of business cards, tell all your friends where you got that excellent vision. (pause) But don’t tell them their vision will be this good, ok?
I couldn’t be happier with my new, very sharp vision. And yes, I’ll give the doctor a free plug; Dr. Slade and Dr. Baker do excellent work.