Movie-A-Minute

~ Michael

Does it take too much time to actually sit through an entire move?

Visit Movie-a-Minute and know all you need to know… in less than a minute!

For example:

Titanic
Directed by James Cameron
1997
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
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Leonardo DiCaprio: Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet: You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio: Never let go.
Kate Winslet: I promise. (lets go)
THE END

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  2. Heh. Here is The Empire Strikes Back:

    The Empire Strikes Back
    Directed by Irvin Kershner
    1980
    Ultra-Condensed by Keith Reilly

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    Luke: I have to go to Dagobah.
    Yoda: You have to use the force.
    Luke: I have to go to Cloud City.
    Darth Vader: You have to go to the dark side.
    Luke: No I don’t.
    Darth Vader: I’m your father.
    Luke: No you’re not.
    Darth Vader: Fine, I’ll cut off your hand.

    THE END

    I’m trying to think of any part of it they left out, but I think that just about covers it. 😛

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