From the children’s book, “Captain Underpants, & the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names…
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = licking
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Chasing the Wind 
I’m not going to be putting “Goober Pottyhiney” on a business card anytime soon. 😛
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Goober Chicken Doodle?
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Apparently, I have no first name, but my last name is Frickentush
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Dipsy Frickenlips, not liking this one.
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farcus potty shorts is not funny…. Oh and Jo, use the 3rd letter of your first name for your first name.
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Alas, I don’t have a 3rd letter in my first name. I’ll just have to be a one-namer, like Cher or Madonna.
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You want us just to call you “Frickentush?”
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I’ve been called worse! 😛
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Umm …. Madonna, I was kidding…
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It’s ok I’d rather not go by Dinky Dippinsprinkles.
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M3’s best friend is Dinky Dippinsprinkles? Who knew. ❗
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hahaha very funny and if u did not know m3 is mmm sean’s daughter
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I do know that. I also now know you and m3 are sharing a computer since you forgot to change your name back to “maya.” 🙂
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