I woke myself up laughing this morning at 3:00am. Apparently I was having a very funny dream.

My first thought was to be quiet; I don’t want to wake up the sweet wife with my 3:00am laughter. She’ll think I’m off my rocker. And of course, she’ll want to know what’s so funny.

“I had a funny dream. I don’t remember much of it except that I was a young orthodox rabbi.”