Chasing the Wind

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Our Selections Have Recently Changed

“Please listen to our entire menu because our selections have recently changed.”

I hear this phrase nearly everytime I call an automatic phone system. Before I can press 1 if I want to hear my balance, press 2 if I want to schedule a service technician, press 3 if I want to listen to Huey Lewis “Hip to Be Square,” press 4 if I want to press 5, press 6 if I want to repeat these options, (and notice at no time am I offered to talk to a real person from India), I hear this phrase.

“Please listen to our entire menu because our selections have recently changed.”

How recently? Since this morning? Since Hoover was president? I think I could have shaved an entire year off my life on hold if I didn’t hear that phrase every single time.

Not that I’ve been on hold recently.

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Michael

Follower of Jesus, conservative, freedom-loving patriot.

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

Got questions? I’m not surprised. If you have any questions about Chasing the Wind, you can email me at chasingthewind@outlook.com.

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