Feed a small country. Buy this shake from Baskin-Robbins. Only 166% of your daily fat (320% of your daily saturated fat). But hey, it also has 120% of your recommended calcium, so it could be considered a health drink. Especially for women; not only will it fight osteoporosis, but it’ll also lower your center of gravity, making it harder to tip you over.

I’m impressed that a single shake can deliver *all* your daily calories in a single serving.