Chasing the Wind

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You Have All Been Very, Very Bad

And now you must be punished.

Update: And when I say “punished,” I mean punished.

Update2: That 2nd link doesn’t work when clicked for some reason. Cut’n’paste into your browser:
http://www.sleeplessknights.com/media/entertainment/shatner1.wmv



13 responses to “You Have All Been Very, Very Bad”

  1. you will be punished. you are not helping anyone. you live in denial and fear. if you opened up and really found the true love of god, the love that jesus proffessed, than you will see how much good you can do for the people of the earth. “june returns were good”, well they weren’t good for the majority of the people living on this earth. you could help. you could do something. take all of your profits and help others. its hard to get into heaven when you’re weighed down by gold. its easy when you’re filled with love and compassion.

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  2. You haven’t sold your computer yet. Might try selling that plank in your eye, too.

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  3. Psst anonymous- dictionary.com, although that won’t help with your grammar.

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  4. wow courtney, you’re just as anonymous as i am!

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  5. What does it say about me that I watched the whole thing?
    My eyes…my eyes!!!!

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  6. LoL. That *must* be the most hideous video of all time. What was with the alien? The angels? The eating of the fish while wearing a parka?

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  7. I promise! I’ll never do it again! 😉

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  8. Dawn, are your fingers crossed? Turn around, let me see….. aha!

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  9. Finally got my sound working. Oh my. Get out of my head you evil evil hasselhoff!!

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  10. *crying* I was never bad enough to deserve that!

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  11. Besides being naughty, now you’re lying to me. 😛

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  12. Ouch. Make it go away.

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  13. ok, maybe I’ve been naughty and a little bit bad, but that punishment was just cruel, Michael! 😉

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

Got questions? I’m not surprised. If you have any questions about Chasing the Wind, you can email me at chasingthewind@outlook.com.

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