Hyperactive Monkeys

~ Michael

Forsooth, great works approacheth. Scientists have apparently found a gene that is responsible for laziness. When the gene was supressed, the monkeys worked harder.

If you had a room full of monkeys, they say, eventually you’d produce all the great works of Shakespeare. Imagine what you could accomplish with a room full of hyperactive monkeys. Cold fusion? A cure for the common cold? A perpetual motion machine? A believable explanation of why one wasn’t really in Cambodia in December of 1968? The mind boggles.

What could you accomplish with a room full of hyperactive monkeys? Me, I’m writing this blog.

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Follower of Jesus, conservative, freedom-loving patriot.

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