Google Maps

Over at SteelerDirtFreak, I stumbled across Google Maps. Whoa. That's a much nicer mapping program than the MapQuest or Yahoo Maps I was using. I was amused at looking at the whole US I could keep zooming in until I got to my house. It's more intuitive, you just write in English what you're looking … Continue reading Google Maps

And Then the Marines Excused Themselves to Wash Their Hands

John Kerry would get a better reception if he stuck with liberal venues, but he won't get elected that way. So he's trying to mingle up with middle-of-the-road people, independents... and maybe a few photo ops with some soldiers when he can. Actually, considering the photo ops with military folk aren't going well, perhaps he … Continue reading And Then the Marines Excused Themselves to Wash Their Hands

Friday!

A relaxing weekend is almost here - I ain't got nuttin' on the agenda for this weekend. I might go C&W dancing, I might catch a movie, I might scan some photos, I have no idea yet what I'm going to do. Sunday afternoon I'll spend some time with my son and Mapquest. He has … Continue reading Friday!

Kentucky vs California

Jay Leno last night: You know the difference between California and Kentucky? In Kentucky, when three-year olds are running fast, it’s called the Kentucky Derby. In California, when three-year olds are running fast, it’s called the Neverland Ranch.

Al Qaeda Operative Arrested in McAllen, Texas

A South African woman, Farida Goolam Mohamed Ahmed, was picked up at the McAllen Miller International Airport on July 19, headed to New York. Authorities believe she is a high-level Al Qaeda operative. Government sources tell FederalNewsRadio.com that capturing this woman could be comparable to the arrest of Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the alleged mastermind of … Continue reading Al Qaeda Operative Arrested in McAllen, Texas

Odd Personal Fact #1

When I was growing up, I thought the phrase "Doubting Thomas" had something to do with the TV show "That Girl". I was in my late 30's before I found out it was a biblical term and had nothing to do with Marlo Thomas.

Sleeping Late

Sleeping late on a Tuesday morning is wonderful. Everybody should try it sometime. Artisan Renovations is coming over this morning to install... a doggy door. This is way too small of a project for them, but the rest of the renovations have hit a little snag. The doggy door has to be in before my … Continue reading Sleeping Late

Somebody Owes me $3

I had to pay for additional bandwidth, you hogs. 😛 Seriously, I appreciate all the visits. I didn't think I would outgrow the initial hosting package so quickly, but all the visits from everybody coming here for pics of Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s girlfriend, information on pastamancy, and misspelled watermellon carvings have really added up. Looking … Continue reading Somebody Owes me $3

Anti-Semitism 150, Israel 6

The United Nations passed a resolution, 150-6, to demand the Israel tear down the wall they're building that's keeping the Palestinian bombers out. Carlos asks,I can imagine Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, … Continue reading Anti-Semitism 150, Israel 6

Martha Stewart

I'm not really getting into the Martha Stewart thing. I only turned on the TV for a few minutes for breakfast this morning, and Fox News was all "Martha Stewart this" and "Martha Stewart that." *zzzzz* I don't really care whether she's an "ice princess," a "domestic diva," the salvation of our sofa with handmade … Continue reading Martha Stewart

Buying a House?

Then take some advice from Jo at Spin the Moon. She understands what makes a good house - The first time we saw the house, it was horrible. The entryway and halls were sponge painted in purple, yellow and orange. The kitchen still had the avocado green, harvest gold, and burnt orange striped wallpaper leftover … Continue reading Buying a House?

Senator's Plane Crash

The Associated Press reports that New York junior Senator Hillary Clinton narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Texas because of bad weather. National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and … Continue reading Senator's Plane Crash

College Orientation

Might be on hold. My son & I were (or maybe just he was) planning on going up Thursday and Friday. He didn't tell me he had scheduled to have his wisdom teeth removed. 😛 So he's lounging about on the sofa, making moaning noises. I think I'm going to have to reschedule.

I Believe…

Pardon My English has a terrific article that blends in nicely with one of my posts last week. Aaron points out that Kerry says he believes life begins at conception. Michael Meehan, Kerry's senior advisor, says that Kerry is a practicing Catholic, yet won't impose those beliefs on others. Yet if you go to Kerry's … Continue reading I Believe…

Ain't I Cuuuute?

Once upon a time Chasing the Wind was an Insignificant Microbe in the TTLB Ecosystem. And with all the new visitors, Chasing the Wind has evolved, past Slimy Mollusc, past Flippery Fish and Slithering Reptiles. And past the Flappy Bird level over the last week. According to TTLB, Chasing the Wind is now Ranked #1932 … Continue reading Ain't I Cuuuute?

Paruresis

So you're walking down a street in Switzerland, and you need to use a public toilet. From the outside, it's mirrored because it's made of one-way glass. From the inside, it appears like this. Do you stop and use the facilities, or do you look for something... less exposed?

All Movied Out

I hope "movied" is a word. Saturday I went to see Spiderman 2. Excellent movie - my son tells me it dovetails nicely with the original Spiderman comic books. The movie did a good job at developing Toby McGuire's internal conflict. Special effects were very well done, but not overwhelming. This morning I woke up … Continue reading All Movied Out

Guess the Connection

A) House of Lords member Norman Tebbit told a radio interviewer in May that homosexuality in Britain is "intimately connected" to the rise in obesity. B) Florida state legislative candidate Ed Heeney told a Palm Beach County political meeting in May that homosexuality has made it difficult for him to enjoy his pastime of billiards. … Continue reading Guess the Connection

Scrappleface Satire

There's some funny stuff there this week. My favorite entries::: Publisher Revokes Hillary's Advance for Common Good (2004-07-01) -- In the same week that Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, told a San Francisco audience that future President John Forbes Kerry will take money away from wealthy Americans "on behalf of the common good", the former First … Continue reading Scrappleface Satire

Selected Quotes

Selected quotes from today's "The Federalist": Too many in the media act as if decency is a violation of the First Amendment." --Thomas Sowell"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." --P.J. O'Rourke "The courage of our military has brought us to this hopeful day … Continue reading Selected Quotes

Pray for Rain

And the rain rain rain came down down down in rushing rising rivelets till the river crept out of it's bed and crept right in to Piglet's. - A. A. Milne The most rain in Houston for June was set in 2001 when Tropical Storm Alison parked herself overhead. We received 21.0 inches that month, … Continue reading Pray for Rain

Another Stupid Lawsuit

Clara Harris catches her husband at a hotel with his girlfriend, runs him over in her Mercedes. Later she's found guilty and sentenced to jail. So who's partially liable? The hotel, of course, for having a parking lot. Thanks to Overlawyered.com for the tip.

A Golf Promise

Sean promised this afternoon that we would play a round of golf before the end of 2005. As I know he's a man of his word, I'm writing his promise down here for later reference. Just to help him remember. 🙂

Move Along Folks, Nothing to See Here

Ok, so Cheney popped a fuse and uttered the f-word. Compared to all the other stuff going on today from Michael Moore's doctored-mentory to beheadings in Iraq, this is minor. Slap him on the wrist, let's move on. Cheney might have used the wrong ammunition, but he certainly had the right target.